So, out on Saturday night, this crazy bint tore a chunk out of my finger with her nail (its a long story), and now it is is exceedingly swollen and sore. I’ve washed, savloned and bandaged it, but to no avail.
If it is still this bad in the morning, I will go to the Doctors for a tetanus shot.
Evil Biatch… *grr*
Can I just say
“ouch”
?
(nah, knowing me I can’t – if will power, savlon and bandages don’t work, it is truely time to get a Doctor to work their healing magic upon your diseased digit
)
Oh my poor sweet darling. Is it an important finger? One vital to the tasks of the day? Worse, could it be a finger vital to the tasks of the night?